Because somehow comedian Bill Hicks possessed me at a young age, lol.
Just kidding... but honestly, I was watching his stuff and I was blown away at how similar our views are, well... were.

I hate parents who yell at their kids in public
I hate people with handicap licsense plates that drive like assholes
I hate it when people pee on the seat
I hate the word toilet
I hate ann coulter
I hate naurto
I hate otakus
I hate greasy italian men
I hate keanu reaves
I hate licorice
I hate bad poetry
I hate michael bat
I hate tacky dressers
I hate anyone in a tube top
I hate extremists
I hate apethy
I hate politics
I hate religion
I hate diahhrea
I hate the flu
I hate allergies
I hate twilight
I hate whoever that bitch is who wrote twilight
I hate self insertion fanfiction
I hat cat girls
I hate arragance
I hate rich people
I hate racists
I hate intolerance
I hate having popcorn stuck in my teeth
I hate chewy meat
I hate lemon flavored things
I hate soft pizza
I hate vegetables
I hate public school standards
I hate nazis
I hate peta
I hate femenism
I hate christianity the most




But you know what I love? TACOOOOOSSS!!